Here is Melvin's ghost book, spilling over with adulation from the masses. If you would like to add to it, click the button.
I ADORE [the] Melvin!
Melvin Adorer <email@example.com>
- Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 12:45:20 (PST)I *love* you!!!
USA - Thursday, December 23, 2004 at 13:05:44 (PST)moo!
- Monday, December 13, 2004 at 11:04:14 (PST)Thinking about the tragedy that is Melvin makes my heart weep and my eyes bleed.
Brighton, UK - Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 05:44:20 (CDT)This is so much fun. Just my luck my Doberman's not dead yet. YET! BWWWAAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA! Come to Daddy.
John William Green III <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Capistrano Beach, Calif USA - Thursday, June 19, 2003 at 13:08:58 (CDT)Melvin, your untimely death was not in vain. You have brought hope and meaning to the lives of thousands.
Brighton, UK - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 07:18:48 (CST)Melvin,
You're as far out as the moon!
- Sunday, July 28, 2002 at 08:47:18 (CDT)你好那里!
--, - - - Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 14:10:38 (CDT)He is so cute! Holly <email@example.com>
Houston, TX USA - Tuesday, March 26, 2002 at 21:19:00 (CST)Does melvin still chase the dad in the ether? Is the presence of Melvin still in the park? Melvin, oh, Melvin!!!
Houston, TX usa - Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 12:21:19 (CST)We looked up "dead pets" on google.com, and your page came up. Thank you for moving us in ways we didn't think possible.
Kaitlin and Rachael <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Vancouver, BC Canada - Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 23:23:09 (CST)My favorite band is The Melvins. I accidentally ended up here. However, I have fallen in love with this cute dog. Too bad he is dead. I want a dog just like him!
Miss Tracy <email@example.com>
St. Petersburg, Fl USA - Monday, September 17, 2001 at 13:11:47 (CDT)My father is called Melvin and I love to find out more about other people and animals called Melvin. If anyone out there has an interesting story involing someone called Melvin, please don't hesitate to contact me.
Matthew Willott <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Knowle, ENGLAND - Friday, March 02, 2001 at 07:24:01 (EST)I dreamed of Melvin, he was there....now he's gone. Poor Melvin
st. louis, mo usa - Friday, January 26, 2001 at 18:58:02 (EST)At last I have found the Melvin! I have built a computer -- a wonderful computer in a prominent space in my home. This computer is the Clickable Melvin server-to-me and will show nothing else.
Seeker of dogs <email@example.com>
Dogton, Dogland - Monday, July 03, 2000 at 18:52:57 (CDT)I LOVE MY DEAD GAY DOG!!!!
Nowhere, - Thursday, May 06, 1999 at 15:44:24 (CDT)melven is gay
sdyj, ch,j yu990489 - Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 18:55:41 (CST)melivin was a good dog.....a hero even.....
i'm sure i would have loved him.....
it is seldom that we come across a dog as loved and as cared for as melvin and it's a shame that he died...he is truly missed
trinidad - Tuesday, December 15, 1998 at 20:05:56 (CST)Yes, indeed, he was a fine dobermint. But remember 'it's o.k. to love your pets - just don't LOVE your pets.' Unless you have a spotty-body mighty-bitey woo, that is.
your very concerned little sister
- Thursday, March 12, 1998 at 12:47:42 (CST)If you were alive, I could have kicked your butt! If you ever get reincarnated, come on over and we'll settle things. Moby <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Goshen, CT USA - Tuesday, February 17, 1998 at 07:05:15 (CST)melvin you are absolutely stunning!!!!!
clearwater , fl us - Tuesday, December 16, 1997 at 20:09:01 (CST)Hug yourself for good luck when you read this message. It was after sending 500 Clickable Melvins to people I hardly knew that I finally received an award for my unwavering punctuality. I found that, before, when I refused to send Clickable Melvins, I was bothered with horrible abdominal pains and most people said they didn't like me.
Jack Fracture <email@example.com>
Broken Bow, WI - Tuesday, December 02, 1997 at 22:52:22 (CST)YOU AMERICANS ARE WEIRD BUT FUNNY
"IT WAS A DOG AMONG DOGS, ANIMAL AMONG ANIMALS. HE KNEW WHAT WAS RIGHT, WHEN IS RIGHT, AND HE DID RIGHT. MELVIN."
ROMARIO ES. <MARIOK@CAREFUL.COM>
RIO DE Z., PEROA BRAZIL - Sunday, November 30, 1997 at 14:31:45 (CST)Melvin, you are all that they'd said you'd be....and MORE!!We give highest reguards to the Dobiwan. May the force be with him as he reads this on God's PC. the Halloween Dopes
L.I., NY Moon - Friday, October 31, 1997 at 20:31:22 (CST)
your spirit lives on in every one - but only we th epeople with additive iron-supplements know-
Thankyou for your love and support
Your mortal friends
Ca - Thursday, October 30, 1997 at 19:53:00 (CST)
pretty weird stuff, but funny
Jeff Babad firstname.lastname@example.org
lawrenceville, nj usa - Sunday, September 28, 1997 at 15:37:48 (CDT)
Melvin is what it took for me to get over my shyness and start living life the way I always wanted to. Thank you Melvin!
Piglet from a frost granite NB - Monday, Distemper 21, 1997 at 14:43(CDT)
I wandered aimlessy for aeons, never knowing I was really searching for Melvin. At last I have found him.
Pilgrim from a lost planet
TS - Thorsday, Dismember 22, 1997 at 25:22(CDT)