You sicko!!!
Go directly to
Guidelines for Ethical Conduct in the Care and Use of Animals
.
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
When you've finished studying the guidelines, go to
The Houston S.P.C.A
Alternatively, write to:
American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA)
424 East 92nd Street
New York, NY 10128
and repent.
Return to Clickable Melvin.