You sicko!!!

Go directly to
Guidelines for Ethical Conduct in the Care and Use of Animals.
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

When you've finished studying the guidelines, go to The Houston S.P.C.A

Alternatively, write to:

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA)

424 East 92nd Street

New York, NY 10128

and repent.